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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 24 points 9 months ago (1 child)

"Don't get an abortion! Have that baby and dispose of it at your nearest "Leave your baby here for our coalition of friendly CEOs to take care of" location for a 25$ amazon gift card!"

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[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That fully sounds like a program a literal vampire would implement with wild success. Parents selling their kids for money happened in the past, so not even that much of a stretch. It does sound like a potential cobra problem though.

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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 9 points 9 months ago

Would watch a full length film of this

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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 2 points 9 months ago

very literal cobra problem as well

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