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[–] 4 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

Napkin math says that it's not possible to suck enough cock to get a day's worth of protein even at 2 mins per 4ml of semen

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    Damn you're right, even using mean jerk time it would not meet the daily recommended protein intake. And here I thought we could never invent a scenario in which there were too many dicks to suck.

    Given more quick napkin math it takes an average of 960 orgasms per 8 hours of jerking. That yields a total 240 gm of protein. And god help us for having done this abominable algebraic equation.

    We have at least confirmed that you cannot sustain yourself solely by self procured semen without some sort of semen trade involved.

    Also "napkin math" is somehow oddly relevant terminology here.

    At this rate you would have to be buying buckets of cum.

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