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Zero Trust Architecture (lemmy.ml)

submitted 10 months ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 44 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Lol wtf? Why even spend 45 minutes doing that if you're going to completely block those ports?

Just tell him "no".

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

"oh I'm trying to fix it just give me a few more minutes away from everyone" lights joint

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[–] mriormro@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago

It's about sending a message.

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 point 10 months ago

Throtting and port blocking is for housemates who pissed you off, not nephews.

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