▲ 324 ▼ Anon's solution for first date nerves (sh.itjust.works) submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works 35 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 8 points 9 months ago (2 children) Let's never do this again ^^ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago Listen. This is the biggest. The BIGGEST keyboard. They said it could not be bigger. They said, Mr LH0ezVT, this keyboard cannot be bigger. The FAKE news and the lunatic left said it cannot be bigger. THEY LIED! Look at this keyboard. It is the BIGGEST keyboard in America. Maybe even the BIGGEST in the world. People from all over the world come to me. They say this is the BIGGEST keyboard. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago Actually, there's another way to mimic him that also accomplishes this goal (works great when a date is going badly, too). When you decide you're done with someone, just loudly and obviously shit in your pants. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago Listen. This is the biggest. The BIGGEST keyboard. They said it could not be bigger. They said, Mr LH0ezVT, this keyboard cannot be bigger. The FAKE news and the lunatic left said it cannot be bigger. THEY LIED! Look at this keyboard. It is the BIGGEST keyboard in America. Maybe even the BIGGEST in the world. People from all over the world come to me. They say this is the BIGGEST keyboard. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago Actually, there's another way to mimic him that also accomplishes this goal (works great when a date is going badly, too). When you decide you're done with someone, just loudly and obviously shit in your pants. permalink fedilink source parent
