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Anon's solution for first date nerves (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 155 points 9 months ago (7 children)

OP just learned what the 'con' in 'con man' is short for.

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[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 23 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Are you shitting me right now?

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 65 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'd be funny if he were, but no. "Con man" really is short for "confidence man."

It's not actually about the scammer 'being confident,' though; it's about the scammer winning the mark's trust.

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Or you could say it's about winning their mark's removes sunglasses confidence.

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 9 months ago*

^oh^ ^god^ ^oh^ ^no^ ^please^ ^I've^ ^been^ ^in^ ^recovery^ ^nnnggggg....!^

YEAAAAAAAAAAH

^(sobs)^

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[–] inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 9 months ago (1 child)

One day someone will have this same reaction to the word "rizz"

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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I had this reaction while playing Baldurs Gate. I knew what it meant to "rizz" someone but didn't know where it came from. I had a high DC charisma check and, after passing it, said, "I rizzed em with my charisma! Ohh..."

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 17 points 9 months ago

Funnier in french

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