Presenting: The Forest Gump of war crimes, the man who's currently teaching Satan a trick or two of his in hell. Props to my man Le Duc Tho for declining the charade of sharing a peace prize with one of the worst war criminals in modern times.

If ever there was a time to try and grift the US out of a few trillion, now is the time. You can't blame her for taking advantage of the greatest opportunity for scammers in a century.