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Trump admits he didn’t have to tear down East Wing for ballroom, but just wanted to (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-melania-upset-east-wing-demolition-b2862932.html

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The US could pay off the national debt by charging admission to use that toilet!

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Mr Bones Wild Toilet

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[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

That's definitely an E ticket!

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Toilet

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