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‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies (www.cnn.com)
submitted 10 months ago by to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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“He did it. He threw the sandwich.”

That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.

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[–] 7 points 10 months ago

My personal favorite is "the defendant didn't show up". It's worked for me twice now.

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