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Flittermouse (midwest.social)
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Alt textBlood Sausage

Title textIt definitely doesn’t have rabies

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[–] 15 points 11 months ago (9 children)

Hmm.. I guess I've never thought about it before, but do vampires pee and poop?

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    The do "eat", so probably?

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Nah, they've got bad bones. No blood production. The blood they drink is pure replacement.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah but you can only fit so much and stay the same size so at some point something has to go somewhere or they'd all be gigantic and bloated like Augustus Gloop.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    They're supernatural creatures, so who's to say they adhere to rules about conservation of matter?

    It probably just falls directly into the gaping abyss where their soul used to exist, a functionally infinite emptiness.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Different mythos exist, but I know the Anne Rice vampires specifically get really sick and shit like crazy when they're turned as their body essentially dies and voids itself.

    From then on I think they never have waste again? I think? Though I don't know what happens if they eat solid food... maybe it just passes straight through?

    It's been a while, but I definitely remember that pooping was part of becoming a vampire.

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