▲ 211 ▼ Flittermouse (midwest.social) submitted 11 months ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/oglaf@midwest.social 13 comments fedilink hide all child comments https://www.oglaf.com/flittermouse/ Alt textBlood Sausage Title textIt definitely doesn’t have rabies
[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 11 months ago (6 children) The do "eat", so probably? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago (5 children) Nah, they've got bad bones. No blood production. The blood they drink is pure replacement. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children) Yeah but you can only fit so much and stay the same size so at some point something has to go somewhere or they'd all be gigantic and bloated like Augustus Gloop. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] qarbone@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago They're supernatural creatures, so who's to say they adhere to rules about conservation of matter? It probably just falls directly into the gaping abyss where their soul used to exist, a functionally infinite emptiness. permalink fedilink source parent [–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) Sure, but the old blood needs filtered out. They gotta pee at minimum. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago Ostensibly vampire poop would be black from the blood solids. Likely jet black, like coal, but it wouldn't burn. Unburnable coal as vampire poop is a cool idea. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago (5 children) Nah, they've got bad bones. No blood production. The blood they drink is pure replacement. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children) Yeah but you can only fit so much and stay the same size so at some point something has to go somewhere or they'd all be gigantic and bloated like Augustus Gloop. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] qarbone@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago They're supernatural creatures, so who's to say they adhere to rules about conservation of matter? It probably just falls directly into the gaping abyss where their soul used to exist, a functionally infinite emptiness. permalink fedilink source parent [–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) Sure, but the old blood needs filtered out. They gotta pee at minimum. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago Ostensibly vampire poop would be black from the blood solids. Likely jet black, like coal, but it wouldn't burn. Unburnable coal as vampire poop is a cool idea. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children) Yeah but you can only fit so much and stay the same size so at some point something has to go somewhere or they'd all be gigantic and bloated like Augustus Gloop. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] qarbone@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago They're supernatural creatures, so who's to say they adhere to rules about conservation of matter? It probably just falls directly into the gaping abyss where their soul used to exist, a functionally infinite emptiness. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago They're supernatural creatures, so who's to say they adhere to rules about conservation of matter? It probably just falls directly into the gaping abyss where their soul used to exist, a functionally infinite emptiness. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 1 point 11 months ago (1 child) Sure, but the old blood needs filtered out. They gotta pee at minimum. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago Ostensibly vampire poop would be black from the blood solids. Likely jet black, like coal, but it wouldn't burn. Unburnable coal as vampire poop is a cool idea. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago Ostensibly vampire poop would be black from the blood solids. Likely jet black, like coal, but it wouldn't burn. Unburnable coal as vampire poop is a cool idea. permalink fedilink source parent