http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/enormous
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Ironically, I had to censor this due to running ads, but... one day...
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It’s also factually incorrect, even if you consider biological/psychological science bullshit. TDoV was established in 2009 and coincidentally overlapped with Easter in 2024, because Easter’s date is based off of the equinox and changes every year.