but kulaks imply they produce something with local impoverished peasantry, they don't even do that? they sit pretty in their home and buy food on local market (presumably, garden seems decorative), don't collect rent, don't do import export business on local psychoactive substances so ??

I get that you take the book on the face value, but i would greatly appreciate that you start your wall of text from that.

And evidently the extent of your engagement with the book is "the opposite of what the book says must be true" and "the fantastic neolithic shire must fit into the square peg of the rural class structure of the 1920s USSR" which is the laziest possible critique. Like if you're gonna say "the book is lies (except for what I think is true) and what I say is really what happened in it" just go write ur own fanfic lol

Or yknow, go study history before 1300 instead of mechanically shoving all societies into the same square bourgeois hole

They rallied their family clients against the class traitors.

The wealthy farmers supported by saruman are hardly class-traitors; they are supporting their wealthy class interests against the interests of the poorer farmers

We were certainly told it was like that, coincidentally in PoV of the instigators. And by "coup" i mean declaring fealty to Reunited Kindgom which i imagine wouldn't be very popular since hobbits were pretty xenophobic, again it's the kulaks and their clients.

The real coup was Lotho's takeover and then Saruman's takeover from him. Fealty to the reunited kingdom is one of the parts of the book i'm not fond of, but again that isn't a coup, that is the results of a mass peasant uprising against a coup. And you've gone within these two sentences from "the book is unreliable we can't trust it" to "the book says hobbits are xenophobic so this must be true."

That's a literal good tsar syndrome plus swerve, Frodo remains stellar exemplar, his henchmen less so, but the evil dudes are conveniently dying by their own hands or in legit battle.

Idk what 'good tsar syndrome' or 'swerve' mean. Frodo has no henchmen. Saruman dying by wormtongue's hand is convenient, but then wormtongue is killed by all the hobbits nearby (against frodo's will, so much for henchmen). Idk why you take issue with the idea that the enemy survivors of the battle were let go? That's pretty common in battle, especially before the intensification of warfare that happens with the rise of the state and bourgeois society.

Yes yes just as orcs, elves, dwarves, ents, etc. This is the age of men! Even fucking Howard written this trope better.

Idk who Howard is or why you think he's written it better. Tolkien, for his part, doesn't portray this as an unambiguously good thing (see e.g. how quickly aragorns kingdom falls into typical feudalism in the appendix as an example), but again he is locked into this ending by his own premise of "the story takes place in the prehistoric past."

Swerve

Still don't know what swerve means, saruman still sucks and evidently is no more historically progressive than british rule in india; the hobbits native productive forces were destroyed and confiscated to maximise exports to the imperial core

The family connections of being a serf lol

No one had a more attentive audience than old Ham Gamgee, commonly known as the Gaffer. He held forth at The Ivy Bush, a small inn on the Bywater road; and he spoke with some authority, for he had tended the garden at Bag End for forty years, and had helped old Holman in the same job before that. Now that he was himself growing old and stiff in the joints, the job was mainly carried on by his youngest son, Sam Gamgee. ... ‘I know nothing about jools. Mr. Bilbo is free with his money, and there seems no lack of it; but I know of no tunnel-making. I saw Mr. Bilbo when he came back, a matter of sixty years ago, when I was a lad. I’d not long come ***prentice ***to old Holman (him being my dad’s cousin), but he had me up at Bag End helping him to keep folks from trampling and trapessing all over the garden while the sale was on.

It's clearly referred to as a job with an apprenticeship and there's no indication of serfdom or slavery. Again, you are transplanting economic categories from one time and place to another instead of engaging with the text. There are issues with the shire (it is in the beginning stages of forming class society), but there's no indication that slavery or serfdom is one of them (until, yknow, saruman comes around lol)

Yes because obviously the bucolic idyll portrayed in the book is completely divorced from any material reality.

Not really. The 1870s stuff (umbrellas, rsvp letters, post offices, money) is where it's divorced from material reality, but the social system (aristocracy without coercive powers), agrarian focus, familial landownership, lack of industry, etc are all fairly decent representations of agrarian tribal societies as they start to differentiate from primitive communism (as you can see in, yknow, Engels or more recent anthropological or historical investigations)