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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 26 points 10 months ago (3 children) Why would they have to come in at 7am? permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 10 months ago Because fuck you. middle management. permalink fedilink source parent [–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (2 children) Its some kind of American exceptionalism thing we're too normal to understand. Training courses are during business hours or nobody would show up to them in Australia (and I'm guessing its the same in the UK from your username). So shafted by their work culture they don't even question the meme.. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 16 points 10 months ago (2 children) It is sad but true. I am USAian, and it is a constant battle with co-workers to get them to stand up even a little against dumb mandates. It’s especially frustrating because EVERY DAMN TIME we do push back, management backs down. You’d think they would see the pattern.. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago A few years ago we were discussing how some companies were trying 4-day weeks and someone said that they'd like to try four 10-hour days instead of five 8-hour. They could not imagine that it meant working fewer hours. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 10 months ago Yeah, there's billions, maybe trillions or beyond, of dollars' worth of investment put into making sure everyone "Really needs this job." which can be ripped away from them in an instant, so they won't be inclined to risk any "insubordination." permalink fedilink source parent [+] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago (1 child) bringing back souvenirs for their colleagues and bosses when they go on holiday somewhere :/ Damn, I used to do that for some coworkers because we were actually friends. I cannot imagine how shitty it would feel to be forced to do that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago (1 child) I wonder how far you could stretch it. Get them all (if you're coming to america, for instance) those little plastic acorns with a little item in it from those coin machines that used to be by every convenience store's doors. Though I haven't seen any of those in ages, so maybe not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago I haven't seen them outside of nerd spaces in years, but the hypothetical coworkers might be entertained by American Gashapon. I think the Japanese ones are always higher quality stuff than ours but there were some entertaining toy lines in those. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (2 children) Upper management - make sure everyone is in for 9 for training middle management - fuck better make sure everyone is there, everyone in at 8 for training, lowest manger - shit there is no way user will be in at 8, shit bag user be in at 7 for mandatory training! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (4 children) is anyone actually awake at 7? It's not until nine or even ten, and several pots of coffee that my mind is ready to absorb training information. Anything before 9, and I'm not awake enough to filter the rank sarcasm concerning the terrible AI training slides. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [+] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] tatann@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago I consider myself mostly useless at work from 9h to 9h30, and most effective from 17h to 19h But no way I'm staying up to 19h anymore permalink fedilink source parent [–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago (1 child) Normal people aren’t but I am. Perfect time to work undisturbed! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) you should got to sleep sooner! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago I am getting 7h of sleep permalink fedilink source parent [–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago If you ever have kids 7 is considered a sleep in permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 10 months ago Because fuck you. middle management. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (2 children) Its some kind of American exceptionalism thing we're too normal to understand. Training courses are during business hours or nobody would show up to them in Australia (and I'm guessing its the same in the UK from your username). So shafted by their work culture they don't even question the meme.. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 16 points 10 months ago (2 children) It is sad but true. I am USAian, and it is a constant battle with co-workers to get them to stand up even a little against dumb mandates. It’s especially frustrating because EVERY DAMN TIME we do push back, management backs down. You’d think they would see the pattern.. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago A few years ago we were discussing how some companies were trying 4-day weeks and someone said that they'd like to try four 10-hour days instead of five 8-hour. They could not imagine that it meant working fewer hours. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 10 months ago Yeah, there's billions, maybe trillions or beyond, of dollars' worth of investment put into making sure everyone "Really needs this job." which can be ripped away from them in an instant, so they won't be inclined to risk any "insubordination." permalink fedilink source parent [+] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago (1 child) bringing back souvenirs for their colleagues and bosses when they go on holiday somewhere :/ Damn, I used to do that for some coworkers because we were actually friends. I cannot imagine how shitty it would feel to be forced to do that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago (1 child) I wonder how far you could stretch it. Get them all (if you're coming to america, for instance) those little plastic acorns with a little item in it from those coin machines that used to be by every convenience store's doors. Though I haven't seen any of those in ages, so maybe not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago I haven't seen them outside of nerd spaces in years, but the hypothetical coworkers might be entertained by American Gashapon. I think the Japanese ones are always higher quality stuff than ours but there were some entertaining toy lines in those. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 16 points 10 months ago (2 children) It is sad but true. I am USAian, and it is a constant battle with co-workers to get them to stand up even a little against dumb mandates. It’s especially frustrating because EVERY DAMN TIME we do push back, management backs down. You’d think they would see the pattern.. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago A few years ago we were discussing how some companies were trying 4-day weeks and someone said that they'd like to try four 10-hour days instead of five 8-hour. They could not imagine that it meant working fewer hours. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 10 months ago Yeah, there's billions, maybe trillions or beyond, of dollars' worth of investment put into making sure everyone "Really needs this job." which can be ripped away from them in an instant, so they won't be inclined to risk any "insubordination." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago A few years ago we were discussing how some companies were trying 4-day weeks and someone said that they'd like to try four 10-hour days instead of five 8-hour. They could not imagine that it meant working fewer hours. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 10 months ago Yeah, there's billions, maybe trillions or beyond, of dollars' worth of investment put into making sure everyone "Really needs this job." which can be ripped away from them in an instant, so they won't be inclined to risk any "insubordination." permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago (1 child) bringing back souvenirs for their colleagues and bosses when they go on holiday somewhere :/ Damn, I used to do that for some coworkers because we were actually friends. I cannot imagine how shitty it would feel to be forced to do that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago (1 child) I wonder how far you could stretch it. Get them all (if you're coming to america, for instance) those little plastic acorns with a little item in it from those coin machines that used to be by every convenience store's doors. Though I haven't seen any of those in ages, so maybe not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago I haven't seen them outside of nerd spaces in years, but the hypothetical coworkers might be entertained by American Gashapon. I think the Japanese ones are always higher quality stuff than ours but there were some entertaining toy lines in those. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago (1 child) bringing back souvenirs for their colleagues and bosses when they go on holiday somewhere :/ Damn, I used to do that for some coworkers because we were actually friends. I cannot imagine how shitty it would feel to be forced to do that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago (1 child) I wonder how far you could stretch it. Get them all (if you're coming to america, for instance) those little plastic acorns with a little item in it from those coin machines that used to be by every convenience store's doors. Though I haven't seen any of those in ages, so maybe not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago I haven't seen them outside of nerd spaces in years, but the hypothetical coworkers might be entertained by American Gashapon. I think the Japanese ones are always higher quality stuff than ours but there were some entertaining toy lines in those. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago (1 child) I wonder how far you could stretch it. Get them all (if you're coming to america, for instance) those little plastic acorns with a little item in it from those coin machines that used to be by every convenience store's doors. Though I haven't seen any of those in ages, so maybe not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago I haven't seen them outside of nerd spaces in years, but the hypothetical coworkers might be entertained by American Gashapon. I think the Japanese ones are always higher quality stuff than ours but there were some entertaining toy lines in those. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago (1 child) I wonder how far you could stretch it. Get them all (if you're coming to america, for instance) those little plastic acorns with a little item in it from those coin machines that used to be by every convenience store's doors. Though I haven't seen any of those in ages, so maybe not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago I haven't seen them outside of nerd spaces in years, but the hypothetical coworkers might be entertained by American Gashapon. I think the Japanese ones are always higher quality stuff than ours but there were some entertaining toy lines in those. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago I haven't seen them outside of nerd spaces in years, but the hypothetical coworkers might be entertained by American Gashapon. I think the Japanese ones are always higher quality stuff than ours but there were some entertaining toy lines in those. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (2 children) Upper management - make sure everyone is in for 9 for training middle management - fuck better make sure everyone is there, everyone in at 8 for training, lowest manger - shit there is no way user will be in at 8, shit bag user be in at 7 for mandatory training! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (4 children) is anyone actually awake at 7? It's not until nine or even ten, and several pots of coffee that my mind is ready to absorb training information. Anything before 9, and I'm not awake enough to filter the rank sarcasm concerning the terrible AI training slides. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [+] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] tatann@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago I consider myself mostly useless at work from 9h to 9h30, and most effective from 17h to 19h But no way I'm staying up to 19h anymore permalink fedilink source parent [–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago (1 child) Normal people aren’t but I am. Perfect time to work undisturbed! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) you should got to sleep sooner! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago I am getting 7h of sleep permalink fedilink source parent [–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago If you ever have kids 7 is considered a sleep in permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (4 children) is anyone actually awake at 7? It's not until nine or even ten, and several pots of coffee that my mind is ready to absorb training information. Anything before 9, and I'm not awake enough to filter the rank sarcasm concerning the terrible AI training slides. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [+] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] tatann@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago I consider myself mostly useless at work from 9h to 9h30, and most effective from 17h to 19h But no way I'm staying up to 19h anymore permalink fedilink source parent [–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago (1 child) Normal people aren’t but I am. Perfect time to work undisturbed! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) you should got to sleep sooner! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago I am getting 7h of sleep permalink fedilink source parent [–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago If you ever have kids 7 is considered a sleep in permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tatann@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago I consider myself mostly useless at work from 9h to 9h30, and most effective from 17h to 19h But no way I'm staying up to 19h anymore permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago (1 child) Normal people aren’t but I am. Perfect time to work undisturbed! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) you should got to sleep sooner! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago I am getting 7h of sleep permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) you should got to sleep sooner! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago I am getting 7h of sleep permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago I am getting 7h of sleep permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago If you ever have kids 7 is considered a sleep in permalink fedilink source parent