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Try one in your world today (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 10 months ago by to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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[–] 18 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Not quite the same, but a Paladin in a campaign I was in once bought a Shield of Missile Attraction for cheap because the shopkeep thought it was cursed.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I hope while they were walking around, a projectile would just donk right into their shield on occasion, just to keep them on their toes. :)

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    They walk past a llama pen on the way back to the tavern.

    Barkeep: "Uh... I'll have Gretchen draw you a bath upstairs."

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago*

    LOL. That one's really clever!

    I'm sure there'd also eventually be a raging debate at the table to whether pigeon poop, whilst technically being a "projectile", counts as a "missile." Then something like "Was the pigeon aiming for something?"

    ...In which case you could set that shield up in the town square and all the statues would be squeaky clean!

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