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[–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I hope while they were walking around, a projectile would just donk right into their shield on occasion, just to keep them on their toes. :)

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    They walk past a llama pen on the way back to the tavern.

    Barkeep: "Uh... I'll have Gretchen draw you a bath upstairs."

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago*

    LOL. That one's really clever!

    I'm sure there'd also eventually be a raging debate at the table to whether pigeon poop, whilst technically being a "projectile", counts as a "missile." Then something like "Was the pigeon aiming for something?"

    ...In which case you could set that shield up in the town square and all the statues would be squeaky clean!

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