Each of these reads like an extremely horny and angry man yelling their basest desires at Pornhub’s search function.

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[–] 21 points 3 years ago (2 children)

Why learn to fuck people when you can just buy The Wanker 9000™?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Better wait for the 9001, you don't want to be a first adopter on this sort of thing.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster.

    Send help.

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