Mine is "network unavailable".

In my neighborhood multiple people still have unsecure printers so the list always has more than one HP-Setup{numbers}.

We had a bunch of “surveillance van #X” at an old apartment. I joined in.

This was before surveillance vans were a real threat though. Not as funny with all the ice shit these days.

The WiFi hotspot on my phone is called "Initializing..."

I worked in tech support for a few years and the amount of times a boomer read this out to me... Well maybe only a couple but it was funny explaining it to them