Good lord.
Yeah, yeah, I was with you untill the habenero juice... presumably also in the facefucking?
Points for knowing what you want but dear god, I'm a switch and thus have done a good bit of domming and subbing, but fuck, I don't think I could bring myself to get habanero juice near anyones eyes or orifices, that's ... just too potentially permanently dangerous.
Welp, sorry to dissapoint I guess, but also: damn.