Well unfortunately I am a bit crippled at the moment, still got a ways of physical therapy to go...

But, I suppose if you give me another 3 to 6 months, I'm down for probably almost anything that isn't likely to kill me or leave another scar.

Maybe we could just try to make out with the capsacin?

... Hrm.

Now that I think of it... I have been uh, handled, at one point... I think she literally used a small amount of kerosene.

I dunno if that burns more or less than capsacin, but... I did actually enjoy that.

Though I imagine I'd have been screaming in pain if any of that made it actually into my urethra.

So... yeah.

Capsacin? Maybe.