When your God can be killed by us silly goobers, maybe he wasn't so powerful in the first place.

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[+] 30 points 11 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

    That's why you should vote for me next papal election. I will make the church about mana gathering and rituals to kill evil politicians. Jesus will be recognised as a true socialist and the billionares will be sacrificed for the good of humanity.

    Oh and also we will make the best cookies every christmas and the best ham each easter.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I'm sold, you have my vote in the conclave

    There is the small problem that I'm not a cardinal, or a Catholic, or a Christian but I think if we get enough other people on board we can take the Swiss Guard and then those things become traditionally optional

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)