There's a talk show video out there where the host is conservative (it's well known I just can't remember the name). Some guy is on the phone talking about how he's seen the light of the GOP and the host asks what changed, and he says he got kicked in the head by a horse.

The host looks a little shocked and says something like, okay moving on.

Diminishing capacity for empathy, tendency towards selfishness, quick to anger, no shame... checks out

That's crazy man, have you ever tried DMT?

He's a massive every-drug-under-the-sun addict