It sounds like you didn't even try!

Yeah, even in sports, it wasn't a thing. It wasn't till college/the army that a hurricane of unwanted dicks graced my eyes. And I'm not just talking showers.

You didn't? I inadvertently saw so many dicks in school. It was just normalised and nobody cared. The lads locker room was like a nudist beach after 15 or so. We just went about our business.

But you saw a bu!ch of women's dicks didn't you! Because of...

Sorry I'm not sure how that scenario was supposed to work.

They'll just claim you blocked the memory because it was so "horrifying."

🙄