▲ 327 ▼ Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB? (lemmy.world) submitted 1 year ago by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 60 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] r00ty@kbin.life 40 points 1 year ago (13 children) Yeah, but is it web scale? permalink fedilink source hideshow 13 child comments replies: [–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 1 year ago (6 children) /dev/null is web scale, it maintains sub 1ms times no matter how much load you give it! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] r00ty@kbin.life 24 points 1 year ago (4 children) Does /dev/null support sharding? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] marcos@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago Yes, you can run as many replicas as you want. It's also incredibly lean on the synchronization bandwidth. permalink fedilink source parent [–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children) It certainly supports the admin sharting when he finds out where all the data went. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago What data? permalink fedilink source parent [–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago How to avoid a alien invasion according to war of the worlds 2025 permalink fedilink source parent [–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago lololol yusssss permalink fedilink source parent [–] fxdave@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 child) With SQL you scale it when it is required by sharding, read replicas, cache layers, and denormalization. With NoSQL afaik, we have to deal with the scaling from the beginning by keeping the consistency of denormalized data, that has additional code overhead. Is mongoDB different in this regard? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago MongoDB handles web scale. You turn it on and it scales right up permalink fedilink source parent [–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children) EDIT: I got whooshed. Thanks for the reference :) edit edit: Holt shit how did I miss this for 15 years. This is great, stayed accurate all this time. Shoutout to software that had to deal with y2k and is still popular, gotta be one of my favourite genders. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 26 points 1 year ago (1 child) It’s a reference to this masterpiece: https://youtu.be/b2F-DItXtZs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago I've never seen that one. It's a masterpiece for sure. Thanks. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Feyd@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago Just fyi you're taking a meme seriously permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 1 year ago (6 children) /dev/null is web scale, it maintains sub 1ms times no matter how much load you give it! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] r00ty@kbin.life 24 points 1 year ago (4 children) Does /dev/null support sharding? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] marcos@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago Yes, you can run as many replicas as you want. It's also incredibly lean on the synchronization bandwidth. permalink fedilink source parent [–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children) It certainly supports the admin sharting when he finds out where all the data went. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago What data? permalink fedilink source parent [–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago How to avoid a alien invasion according to war of the worlds 2025 permalink fedilink source parent [–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago lololol yusssss permalink fedilink source parent
[–] r00ty@kbin.life 24 points 1 year ago (4 children) Does /dev/null support sharding? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] marcos@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago Yes, you can run as many replicas as you want. It's also incredibly lean on the synchronization bandwidth. permalink fedilink source parent [–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children) It certainly supports the admin sharting when he finds out where all the data went. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago What data? permalink fedilink source parent [–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago How to avoid a alien invasion according to war of the worlds 2025 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] marcos@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago Yes, you can run as many replicas as you want. It's also incredibly lean on the synchronization bandwidth. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children) It certainly supports the admin sharting when he finds out where all the data went. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago What data? permalink fedilink source parent [–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago How to avoid a alien invasion according to war of the worlds 2025 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago How to avoid a alien invasion according to war of the worlds 2025 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fxdave@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 child) With SQL you scale it when it is required by sharding, read replicas, cache layers, and denormalization. With NoSQL afaik, we have to deal with the scaling from the beginning by keeping the consistency of denormalized data, that has additional code overhead. Is mongoDB different in this regard? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago MongoDB handles web scale. You turn it on and it scales right up permalink fedilink source parent
[–] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago MongoDB handles web scale. You turn it on and it scales right up permalink fedilink source parent
[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children) EDIT: I got whooshed. Thanks for the reference :) edit edit: Holt shit how did I miss this for 15 years. This is great, stayed accurate all this time. Shoutout to software that had to deal with y2k and is still popular, gotta be one of my favourite genders. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 26 points 1 year ago (1 child) It’s a reference to this masterpiece: https://youtu.be/b2F-DItXtZs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago I've never seen that one. It's a masterpiece for sure. Thanks. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Feyd@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago Just fyi you're taking a meme seriously permalink fedilink source parent
[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 26 points 1 year ago (1 child) It’s a reference to this masterpiece: https://youtu.be/b2F-DItXtZs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago I've never seen that one. It's a masterpiece for sure. Thanks. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago I've never seen that one. It's a masterpiece for sure. Thanks. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Feyd@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago Just fyi you're taking a meme seriously permalink fedilink source parent