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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon doesn't enjoy anything (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 75 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I can enjoy hiking and jacking off, sounds like a skill issue

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[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Simultaneously

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[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

I mean yeah I guess you could

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

Just don't do it while near steep cliffs, it can make them very slippery

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[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Idk what sort of volume you're pushing out to coat a whole cliffside in cum but you could absolutely be getting paid for that

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