▲ 717 ▼ Rulespital (sh.itjust.works) submitted 11 months ago by StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works to c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 118 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] three@lemmy.zip 158 points 11 months ago (2 children) When I'm having a medical emergency at home, my first step is always to get into my car and drive at least 5 miles away. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] crank0271@lemmy.world 100 points 11 months ago (3 children) You fool, driving your own car. You need to drive the car of someone unrelated to you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] kautau@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago Pretty sure the advice here is to just go anonymously suicide by cop. When you do that in GTA you wake up fully healed outside the hospital. Must work IRL too permalink fedilink source parent [–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago Hell yeah, double emergency permalink fedilink source parent [+] three@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago* [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] ethaver@kbin.earth 30 points 11 months ago (2 children) there have been several cases over the years of people plowing their car into the ER waiting room when the heat attack / stroke finally gets too severe. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] three@lemmy.zip 22 points 11 months ago True but that won't be me, I've had plenty of experience with medical emergencies and know how to handle myself. permalink fedilink source parent [–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago See that's how they track you permalink fedilink source parent
[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 100 points 11 months ago (3 children) You fool, driving your own car. You need to drive the car of someone unrelated to you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] kautau@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago Pretty sure the advice here is to just go anonymously suicide by cop. When you do that in GTA you wake up fully healed outside the hospital. Must work IRL too permalink fedilink source parent [–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago Hell yeah, double emergency permalink fedilink source parent [+] three@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago* [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago Pretty sure the advice here is to just go anonymously suicide by cop. When you do that in GTA you wake up fully healed outside the hospital. Must work IRL too permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago Hell yeah, double emergency permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ethaver@kbin.earth 30 points 11 months ago (2 children) there have been several cases over the years of people plowing their car into the ER waiting room when the heat attack / stroke finally gets too severe. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] three@lemmy.zip 22 points 11 months ago True but that won't be me, I've had plenty of experience with medical emergencies and know how to handle myself. permalink fedilink source parent [–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago See that's how they track you permalink fedilink source parent
[–] three@lemmy.zip 22 points 11 months ago True but that won't be me, I've had plenty of experience with medical emergencies and know how to handle myself. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago See that's how they track you permalink fedilink source parent