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do these plantains look too jizzy
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this maintenance guy who usually eats the vegan stuff and gives me precious compliments and praise asked what I put on the plaintains and I was like "cinnamon, nutmeg and sugar, roasted them and then drizzled a coconut syrup glaze on top" and then asked if he'd tried them and he was like "no, I was about to but I heard some of the kids talking about them"
and I'm like "oh what were they saying, anything good?" and he like, looked away, distant for a second, before being like "No." and I'm really wondering if these college kids were like haahahaha it looks like cum
thoughts?
What sugar glazed dish doesn't look like semen by that logic?
Either you own up to it (like you would with any glazed donut) or you don't (fall to the pressure I guess).
Anyways, imho, regardless if I knew semen, I'd take a serving or two and judge it by merit of taste and texture.
I don't care about the pressure im just wondering what these kids were saying if it wasn't nice and im assuming it was "lol it looks like cum" but idk i guess I shoulda asked the maintenance guy what he meant when i asked if they were saying good stuff and he said no lol