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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With every passing day I come to regret more and more my ability to read.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Thighs would be easily the tastiest part, should be more expensive imo