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He took it literally (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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[–] 25 points 1 year ago (7 children)

It took me a while! "Lawyer....", "law.....yer..." "laaaawyir".

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    No matter the question: ‘lawyi… lawyi… lawyer!’

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Just be careful not to evolve into a LawyerDawg

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    For anyone who doesn't get this, a person wanted to envoke their right to an attorney and asked for his "lawyer dawg." The police maliciously interpreted this as asking for a lawyer dog, which you have no right to, and the court agreed that that was a reasonable assumption and that the guy did not envoke his right to an attorney, so they did nothing wrong by not providing one.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Surely that can't be true?!

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