The Sinfest subreddit does have some real gems.

What's he doing with the hammer and chisel? According to this comic, you become a Christian by signing a contract that you believe will improve your life (or death, I guess). Several tiny undead Jewish skeletons will then enter through your mouth, and your eyes will become screens that display religious symbols. How will woodworking tools help with any of this?

https://www.reddit.com/r/sinfest/comments/1mvcffn/comment/n9plpf5/