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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon hires a goth chick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

pulls out $600 and asks for happy ending

You're not a virgin because you're bad with women. You're a virgin because you're bad with money.

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