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Anon hires a goth chick (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 14 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

Go to a rave and do some meth.

If you don't get to rail someone / get railed, contact me for further instructions.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Average CIA agent

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Joke's on you; I have ADHD. Meth just makes me even more quiet and reserved.

    If you want to come out of your shell and get laid at a rave, I recommend candy flipping. Psychedelics will turn the most reserved introvert into a social butterfly, and the MDMA is to take the edge off, so that you can just enjoy tripping in public without having to face your demons and discover the meaning of life. The combo makes sex so much better too.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah that's now how anything works and I don't care to argue as I've had the debate 100000000x times

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