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Florida Deploys Police To Stare At Crosswalks, Stop Them From Being Painted Rainbow Colors (www.erininthemorning.com)

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[–] notabot@piefed.social 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why limit yourself to existing crosswalks? Male some new ones.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

every intersection is by law a crosswalk unless labeled not for crossing. they're called marked and unmarked crosswalks.

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[–] notabot@piefed.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

So, rainbows at every intersection is what you're saying? I bet they'd have some difficulty policing that.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago

yesssssss

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