▲ 562 ▼ Anon tries to meet girls at college (sh.itjust.works) submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works 149 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (2 children) Helps if you don't start the conversation with " Hello m'lady." permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 18 points 1 year ago jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hb4nmh/jaw_drops_to_floor_eyes_pop_out_of_sockets/ permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 1 year ago what is THY interest m'lady. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 18 points 1 year ago jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hb4nmh/jaw_drops_to_floor_eyes_pop_out_of_sockets/ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 1 year ago what is THY interest m'lady. permalink fedilink source parent
