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[–] 24 points 1 year ago (5 children)

When you were partying

I read the fucking manual.

When you were having premarital sex

I mastered reading the fucking manual.

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

I cultivated READ THE FUCKING MANUAL.

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

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