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[–] 42 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Favorite Glados ones:

  • “We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret.”
  • “That thing you burned up isn't important to me; it's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans... Nice job breaking it, hero.”

And Cave Johnson:

  • “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! Demand to see life’s manager!”
  • “Science isn’t about why. It's about why not.”
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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago

    Had to look it up to refresh my memory:

    • "Nice job breaking it, hero."

    • "You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't get up here."

    • "Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."

    • "Congratulations on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds."

    You really need the full 2-minute audio of the lemons bit to get the gist. J.K. Simmons did an amazing job balancing funny and, "oh shit, am I...sad!?!?...during the silly, funny puzzle game!?"

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