Programmer Humor

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago (5 children)

if you just moved in, server comes first, then a mattress, then the rest of the furniture

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[–] FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The laptop could have setup to not sleep on close and could have been laying closed, screen on the ground. Also it would have provided completely unrestricted airflow to the fan...

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[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

...but then the sign would have affected the airflow...

This is the best compromise until mom visits and steps on it.

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[–] FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I have killed two laptops by stepping on them. Is this a sign?

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[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

... Mum?

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[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

You could put the laptop on a box

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

you see ivan, server is much happier when comfortable on carpet, you can tell it wams its heart

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[–] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah. That one triggered me.

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[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I mean, literally just lean it against the wall, at the very least...

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[–] FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 1 year ago

With a risk of falling hard drives and such? I'm not doing that...

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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Same here. I ran a kitchen server precisely like that (minus the sign) - - but on a carpet?

(as another commenter said: even if you just moved in, you put it on a box or something)