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[–] matelt@feddit.uk 65 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.

Sincerely,

Matelt

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

... so you saying out there be roaming boobs with mighty penises growing out of them??

Eww!

But brb, I'm embarking on an ... unrelated expedition of science & new frontiers.

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[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Godpseed on your quest, but the comment was referring to a separate quote of the same hay character when pretending to be straight, referring to the absence of a penis in the place you would would actually expect to see a penis.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Yes, I understood the quote, my reply was just an attempt to derive some random abstract humour from it.

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