▲ 670 ▼ Anon learns a new spell (sh.itjust.works) submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works 143 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children) In the books it explains that wizard robes have charms against physical attacks woven into the threads. They're wearing full body bulletproof vests. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) Just shoot them in the face? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) There's no reason wizard hats can't shield the face from bullets. In fact, in the later books there might be a hat that does basically that IIRC. Besides which, wizard hats have wide brims. And they have scarves. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) In the face. Where there is no cloth. Also, just shoot them with a shotgun. That's gonna hurt like hell and bruise the shit out of them if the threads manage to stop the bullets. Just keep shooting at it until it dies. Doom advice. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 1 point 9 months ago (1 child) Shooting in the face where there isn't cloth won't necessarily help - if the hat just stop bullets aimed for the head (like a magical forcefield) then it's pointless. Also, it's not gonna hurt like hell and bruise the shit out of them - you're citing Newtonian mechanics when it's fucking magic. Hell, maybe the forcefield just deletes the bullet instead of deflecting or blocking it. "Shoot at it until it dies" is great advice generally, but if you shoot a water pistol at a fish then you'll be there til you run out of ammo. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) Then use magic bullets. My god, how much skill issue... Also, if you shoot the water pistol inside of the fish, it can either bloat and explode or drown. See? The wizard problem has solutions. They must be erased one way or another. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) Where in the books does it say that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] absentbird@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) During the Dumbledore's army arc, I think book 5. I don't really care enough to go back and find the quote, but it was a fairly significant plot point in the resistance movement. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (2 children) Apparently, the clothing with permanent shield charms are an invention of the Weasley Twins (https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Jinx-Off). So, not as widespread in the wizarding world as you assume. The article on the shield charm itself lists that most wizards can't produce a functional shield charm (https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Shield_Charm), so yeah, guess a muggle with a gun could kill most wizards. I apologize for linking to fandom. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] absentbird@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Oh, I must have misremembered. I knew their clothes had charms in them. It makes sense that it wouldn't be something most people would need outside of a conflict. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago Joanne really gave her child army some bulletproof t-shirts. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TheFerrango@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yes but imagine magic infused guns permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] absentbird@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) I mean yeah, one Bayonetta could take on the entire wizarding world with both hands behind her back. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago with both hands behind her back. ... a gun in each of them, killing two targets at once, mid-backflip, while delivering innuendo. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) Just shoot them in the face? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) There's no reason wizard hats can't shield the face from bullets. In fact, in the later books there might be a hat that does basically that IIRC. Besides which, wizard hats have wide brims. And they have scarves. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) In the face. Where there is no cloth. Also, just shoot them with a shotgun. That's gonna hurt like hell and bruise the shit out of them if the threads manage to stop the bullets. Just keep shooting at it until it dies. Doom advice. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 1 point 9 months ago (1 child) Shooting in the face where there isn't cloth won't necessarily help - if the hat just stop bullets aimed for the head (like a magical forcefield) then it's pointless. Also, it's not gonna hurt like hell and bruise the shit out of them - you're citing Newtonian mechanics when it's fucking magic. Hell, maybe the forcefield just deletes the bullet instead of deflecting or blocking it. "Shoot at it until it dies" is great advice generally, but if you shoot a water pistol at a fish then you'll be there til you run out of ammo. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) Then use magic bullets. My god, how much skill issue... Also, if you shoot the water pistol inside of the fish, it can either bloat and explode or drown. See? The wizard problem has solutions. They must be erased one way or another. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) There's no reason wizard hats can't shield the face from bullets. In fact, in the later books there might be a hat that does basically that IIRC. Besides which, wizard hats have wide brims. And they have scarves. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) In the face. Where there is no cloth. Also, just shoot them with a shotgun. That's gonna hurt like hell and bruise the shit out of them if the threads manage to stop the bullets. Just keep shooting at it until it dies. Doom advice. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 1 point 9 months ago (1 child) Shooting in the face where there isn't cloth won't necessarily help - if the hat just stop bullets aimed for the head (like a magical forcefield) then it's pointless. Also, it's not gonna hurt like hell and bruise the shit out of them - you're citing Newtonian mechanics when it's fucking magic. Hell, maybe the forcefield just deletes the bullet instead of deflecting or blocking it. "Shoot at it until it dies" is great advice generally, but if you shoot a water pistol at a fish then you'll be there til you run out of ammo. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) Then use magic bullets. My god, how much skill issue... Also, if you shoot the water pistol inside of the fish, it can either bloat and explode or drown. See? The wizard problem has solutions. They must be erased one way or another. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) In the face. Where there is no cloth. Also, just shoot them with a shotgun. That's gonna hurt like hell and bruise the shit out of them if the threads manage to stop the bullets. Just keep shooting at it until it dies. Doom advice. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 1 point 9 months ago (1 child) Shooting in the face where there isn't cloth won't necessarily help - if the hat just stop bullets aimed for the head (like a magical forcefield) then it's pointless. Also, it's not gonna hurt like hell and bruise the shit out of them - you're citing Newtonian mechanics when it's fucking magic. Hell, maybe the forcefield just deletes the bullet instead of deflecting or blocking it. "Shoot at it until it dies" is great advice generally, but if you shoot a water pistol at a fish then you'll be there til you run out of ammo. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) Then use magic bullets. My god, how much skill issue... Also, if you shoot the water pistol inside of the fish, it can either bloat and explode or drown. See? The wizard problem has solutions. They must be erased one way or another. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 1 point 9 months ago (1 child) Shooting in the face where there isn't cloth won't necessarily help - if the hat just stop bullets aimed for the head (like a magical forcefield) then it's pointless. Also, it's not gonna hurt like hell and bruise the shit out of them - you're citing Newtonian mechanics when it's fucking magic. Hell, maybe the forcefield just deletes the bullet instead of deflecting or blocking it. "Shoot at it until it dies" is great advice generally, but if you shoot a water pistol at a fish then you'll be there til you run out of ammo. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) Then use magic bullets. My god, how much skill issue... Also, if you shoot the water pistol inside of the fish, it can either bloat and explode or drown. See? The wizard problem has solutions. They must be erased one way or another. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) Then use magic bullets. My god, how much skill issue... Also, if you shoot the water pistol inside of the fish, it can either bloat and explode or drown. See? The wizard problem has solutions. They must be erased one way or another. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) Where in the books does it say that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] absentbird@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) During the Dumbledore's army arc, I think book 5. I don't really care enough to go back and find the quote, but it was a fairly significant plot point in the resistance movement. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (2 children) Apparently, the clothing with permanent shield charms are an invention of the Weasley Twins (https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Jinx-Off). So, not as widespread in the wizarding world as you assume. The article on the shield charm itself lists that most wizards can't produce a functional shield charm (https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Shield_Charm), so yeah, guess a muggle with a gun could kill most wizards. I apologize for linking to fandom. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] absentbird@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Oh, I must have misremembered. I knew their clothes had charms in them. It makes sense that it wouldn't be something most people would need outside of a conflict. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago Joanne really gave her child army some bulletproof t-shirts. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) During the Dumbledore's army arc, I think book 5. I don't really care enough to go back and find the quote, but it was a fairly significant plot point in the resistance movement. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (2 children) Apparently, the clothing with permanent shield charms are an invention of the Weasley Twins (https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Jinx-Off). So, not as widespread in the wizarding world as you assume. The article on the shield charm itself lists that most wizards can't produce a functional shield charm (https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Shield_Charm), so yeah, guess a muggle with a gun could kill most wizards. I apologize for linking to fandom. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] absentbird@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Oh, I must have misremembered. I knew their clothes had charms in them. It makes sense that it wouldn't be something most people would need outside of a conflict. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago Joanne really gave her child army some bulletproof t-shirts. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (2 children) Apparently, the clothing with permanent shield charms are an invention of the Weasley Twins (https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Jinx-Off). So, not as widespread in the wizarding world as you assume. The article on the shield charm itself lists that most wizards can't produce a functional shield charm (https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Shield_Charm), so yeah, guess a muggle with a gun could kill most wizards. I apologize for linking to fandom. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] absentbird@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Oh, I must have misremembered. I knew their clothes had charms in them. It makes sense that it wouldn't be something most people would need outside of a conflict. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago Joanne really gave her child army some bulletproof t-shirts. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Oh, I must have misremembered. I knew their clothes had charms in them. It makes sense that it wouldn't be something most people would need outside of a conflict. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago Joanne really gave her child army some bulletproof t-shirts. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheFerrango@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yes but imagine magic infused guns permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] absentbird@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) I mean yeah, one Bayonetta could take on the entire wizarding world with both hands behind her back. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago with both hands behind her back. ... a gun in each of them, killing two targets at once, mid-backflip, while delivering innuendo. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) I mean yeah, one Bayonetta could take on the entire wizarding world with both hands behind her back. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago with both hands behind her back. ... a gun in each of them, killing two targets at once, mid-backflip, while delivering innuendo. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago with both hands behind her back. ... a gun in each of them, killing two targets at once, mid-backflip, while delivering innuendo. permalink fedilink source parent