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Anon learns a new spell (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 102 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In the American version of the books, they changed kids hexing each other in the corridors for shooting each other instead, to make it more believable.

[-] javiwhite@feddit.uk 90 points 10 months ago

Harry shotter and the chamber of bullets.

[-] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 21 points 10 months ago

Their calculation was American kids are too dumb to know what a philosopher is, but they can strip an AR-15 blindfold.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 15 points 10 months ago

Gary Hunter and the Prisoner of Alaska, man

[-] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

"Gary Hunter and the Gatling Gun of Fire"

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Gary Hunter at the Border of Phoenix

[-] ADTJ@feddit.uk 3 points 10 months ago

Gary Hunter and the Half-Bled-out Prince

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