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[–] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

honestly, that's better conversation than whatever gossip normal people talk about.

I wish my genitals had those powers, What's the point of having the shape shifting straw model if it won't do any silly straw shenanigans.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪

    (this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)

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