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[–] 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

haha fortunately it only happened at home & not an amount that would have made it outside clothes anyway

I'm the kind of person that tells internet strangers that my cunt vacuumed bath water. you bet I'd be slinging that cognitohazard of truth to anyone unlucky enough to be present lmao

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    honestly, that's better conversation than whatever gossip normal people talk about.

    I wish my genitals had those powers, What's the point of having the shape shifting straw model if it won't do any silly straw shenanigans.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪

    (this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)

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