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Good Morning (lemmy.ml)
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[–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

Oracle:

Only the best in B2B marketing for our shit software.

EDIT:

hah ok, round two, more directly playing on the actual company name:

Oracle:

We tell you what you think you want to hear.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I have to admit though, I've never admined the Oracle DB, but I did talk a lot with people who did.

    I remember over 10 years ago discussing transactional DDLs as I heard Oracle does it, too, just to listen to 5 minute lecture about how it's nowhere near as simple.

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