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I think better when I'm calm. So it follows that getting calmer will make me smarter.
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Showerthoughts
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
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You should write children's books.
Hickory Dickory Dock, Santa pulled out his cock. When he told her to suck, Mrs Claus said "I'd rather we fucked" Hmmm, I think we're all in luck.
So he was giddy with glee, but what did he see? Something that made all his hopes melt. Mrs Claus shoved him on the bed, dressed in all red, and stuffed him in a chastity belt.
Santa asked "What is this? What are you doing?" Mrs Claus said "Shhhh, tonight I'll do the screwing!" Then Santas eyes went wide, what he saw he could have cried, as Mommy Claus pulled out a strapon.
With fright on his face, and a tear in his eye, Santa got on all fours, he wanted to die. Mommy Claus said, "Oh stop pouting, I'll be in and out. Lasting in bed is something you know nothing about. So take lessions old man, write this down, because from now on Santa only cums once a year, but tonight he's cumming to town!"