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As an owner of children, I approve this message (lemmy.ml)
submitted 3 years ago by to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] 5 points 3 years ago (4 children)

Were you forced to have kids at gunpoint?

Logical solution to this is to wait until your kid grows up a little bit and stops crying for no fucking reason. You can still travel with your toddler if you really want to, but use your own car. I don't get the reason to take a kid this young, to travel with you, since he's not going to remember anything anyway

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Yes I’ll just load my kids up into the car and drive across the fucking ocean to see my family.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    It won't kill you to not go to Norway for a couple of years

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Because, as we all know, the only way of travelling across the ocean is by plane.

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  • [–] -2 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (2 children)

    Are you forced to take a plane at gunpoint?

    Logical solution to this is to use your own means of transportation in order to be sure to be alone if you don't like children. You can still take a plane if you really want to, but use your own plane. I don't get the reason to take public means of transportation, since there will always be other people in them anyway.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Oh right I’ll just take one of my many planes that I have just fucking lying around

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  • [–] -1 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Lol, allright let me just sit with my fucking toddler right next to you in a 6 hour flight. I coud've just waiter two years until he's old enough to not cry at random shit to take him to Spain, but fuck ya'll. I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me and my toddler

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  • [–] 0 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    90% of your profile's comments are in this thread

    Either you seriously hate children to a ridiculous degree- in which case you need to see a therapist because this shit ain't healthy- or you're a troll.

    I'm going with troll.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Yes, because I disagree, I automatically hate children and I'm brain damaged. Very smart argument 👍. And I just started commenting, so of course all of my comments are going to be here, since I'm arguing with you all and your lame ass excusees

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Doesn't mean you have to fly somewhere for a simple holiday.

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  • [–] -2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Could you? Then we can find that child a better parent.

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  • [+] -1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    It’s a baby, baby don’t know, baby don’t care. YOU want time in Spain. Ffs

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    You can have holidays in the same country that you live you know... Since you have a small child, it would be best to take care of him, instead of flying around in planes

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