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[-] [email protected] 76 points 2 days ago

You if bugs didn't exist:

(Grasses are angiosperms and rely on bugs to reproduce.)

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

FTFT:

Me if all bugs went on vacation one week in summer.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Grasses are angiosperms and rely on bugs to reproduce

Even mosquitoes? Please tell me we can live without them.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Some male mosquitoes pollinate flowering plants, but most grasses don't make flowers so grasses atleast probably don't rely on mosquitoes. But who knows, I'm not a grass-ologist.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

You dislike mosquitos all you want. Some species rely on them. There's always something. They exist for a reason.

Alternatively you can just install screen doors, wear long sleeves, and use mosquito repellent.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

They exist because they reproduce faster than they die. The fact that they are necessary for some other species is irrelavant to their existance. Such a claim only really makes sense for plants and animals that people farm.

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