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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 101 points 1 year ago (6 children)

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[–] truthfultemporarily@feddit.org 93 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Me: I need an AC unit

Mitsubishi: sure!

Me: I would also like an orbital launch system, a forklift, a cruise ship, a main battle tank, an air superiority fighter and a nuclear power plant

Mitsubishi: ur not gonna believe this..

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[–] keen@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

South Korea has entered the chat

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago

Why have lot company when few company do trick?

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[–] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I need a phone, a custom-made processor, a lithium-ion battery, a liquefied natural gas tanker ship, a life insurance policy and a washing machine.

Samsung: you're not going to believe this

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

And Hyundai sells the rest

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[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

"I need someone to make an affordable consumer home appliances, and also a nearly indestructible black box containing sensitive avionics data."

Honeywell: "Did someone say my name?"

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