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The Republican candidate for NYC mayor is a former world record holding competitive pickle eater that was kidnapped and almost murdered by the Gambino crime family. (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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He also wears a little red beret everywhere and has been divorce 4 times lmao

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[–] 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, NYC is known for being attacked by crazy monsters, I've seen the movies. It's only a matter of time before an enormous pickle lays seige to Manhattan, and let's face it - Mamdani doesn't have what it takes to face that down.

Vote Sliwa for Pickle Security!

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