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Linus Tech Tips issues response to Madison's accusations (aussie.zone)
submitted 3 years ago by to c/technology@beehaw.org
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[–] 60 points 3 years ago (13 children)

Oh look your pr and legal team wrote some words that no one gives a fuck about

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  • [–] 38 points 3 years ago (10 children)

    That sanitized corpspeak just sticks out like a sore thumb, right? It takes deliberate, continuous effort not to start zoning out as soon as I hear it.

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  • [–] 58 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    Corporate speak sucks, but it's 100x better than Linus digging an ever deeper hole for himself at this time. Dude and his wife just need to take a backseat for a while and let pros fix their shit

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    ChatGPT: How can I help?

    Marketing: Imagine Ned Flanders dipping a piece of white bread into water. Now write an equivalent piece of meaningless corporate drivel.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Embracing the synergy of hydro-imbued sustenance, Ned Flanders artfully engages in a paradigm-shifting experiential interaction, wherein a pristine canvas of gluten-based sustenance seamlessly converges with the aqueous medium, fostering a harmonious union of flavors and textures that exemplifies our commitment to innovative culinary expressions.

    This is what I got xD

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