All things considered our species is doing relatively well. Having the ability to assign purpose and use tools does cause us to get stuck in a stupid rut all too often, though.

I can't fathom why a person would willingly use corpospeak. I can't imagine anyone actually likes to speak that way.

I would invite the reader to always call it out when it occurs, and call for all involved parties to speak plain.

Bullshit corpospeak tasks is pretty much the only time I use LLMs. You want us to come up with a paragraph long department motto? Could someone ask ChatGPT and put all of our names under it so none of us waste time from our lives on such a retarded task.

The corpospeak way to ask for how to say something in corpospeak would be more like...

I want to say/ask "...", what would be an appropriate way to phrase this in a professional setting?

But yes, phrasing corpospeak is almost always designed such that someone not well versed in it would believe that what is being said is not extremely direct, is not extremely clear, is somewhat ambiguous, a bit more verbose than is necesarry to be concise.

However, if you have worked in a lot of corpojobs... you fairly rapidly learn what phrases actually mean. It just requires some familiarity with the specific situational context, and the way corpo business structure/culture works in general.