▲ 901 ▼ "See everybody? I'm not on drugs!" (discuss.online) submitted 1 year ago by bytesonbike@discuss.online to c/enoughmuskspam@lemmy.world 200 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 149 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source hideshow 16 child comments replies: [–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago "Well, Mr. Musk, you're not on drugs but you are pregnant." permalink fedilink source parent [–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago (2 children) Not to mention that the drugs he's accused of abusing don't usually stay in your system for a long time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] kautau@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago Specifically urine. I’d love for hair and blood tests like those that get fucked by the “war on drugs” go through permalink fedilink source parent [–] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) Can you expound on this? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Sure. Ketamine, shrooms, and molly (or MDMA) were the primary substances the inside sources claimed he was abusing over the last year. Shrooms never show up on a urine test, as far as I'm aware. Ketamine and MDMA only remain detectable in urine for a week or two, sometimes as long as a month for those with really high BMI, very low activity levels, or a slow metabolism. So, he'd simply have to stop taking drugs for a couple weeks and he'd likely piss clean. This test wouldn't disprove any of the claims that he was rampantly abusing drugs during Trump's campaign or while "working/consulting" at DOGE (he only left government "service" a few weeks ago). Besides all of that, there are tons of ways to easily defeat a urine drug test. You can literally walk into just about any headshop (stores that sell devices to smoke marijuana, e.g. bowls, vapes, bongs, etc) and they will almost certainly sell fake penises that come preloaded with "fake urine" that can pass a drug test. You wear the fake penis contraption like a garter belt under your boxers/underwear and when you go in for the urine test, you simply aim the fake penis into the cup and use whichever method that product has for dispensing its contents. And that is just one method for getting around urine tests. The bottom line: There is literally no reason anyone should accept this "evidence" as proof that Elon Musk is not abusing drugs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago Thank you, that's very interesting! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 child) Why pay a milion? Just make his kid piss in the cup, he already carries the poor thing with him everywhere. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Taleya@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago You know how some people carry water bottles with them all the time? Same thing with musk and that kid. He just decants it when he needs fluids. permalink fedilink source parent [–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 child) June 11th, we'll have to check his tweets on that date during that time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 child) This is the petty internet i know and love. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago Yep, the nazi deserves it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago (1 child) The fact that you can conceive if paying someone $1M to pee in a cup is how I can tell you're not rich. If you were, it would have been a few thousand at most but more likely to be a threat of some sort to compel the other person to help you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 year ago Yeah, I'd wager a threat, or maybe a few bucks to some poor person. I'd bet there are a lot of people who'd do it for a free meal. He could probably get a sycophant to do it for free. You don't become rich by being generous with your money. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk 5 points 1 year ago I have seen enough blue mountain state to know oilchange is a thing. permalink fedilink source parent [+] pennomi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 2 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) I would do it for 50K who are we kidding permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago "Well, Mr. Musk, you're not on drugs but you are pregnant." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago (2 children) Not to mention that the drugs he's accused of abusing don't usually stay in your system for a long time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] kautau@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago Specifically urine. I’d love for hair and blood tests like those that get fucked by the “war on drugs” go through permalink fedilink source parent [–] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) Can you expound on this? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Sure. Ketamine, shrooms, and molly (or MDMA) were the primary substances the inside sources claimed he was abusing over the last year. Shrooms never show up on a urine test, as far as I'm aware. Ketamine and MDMA only remain detectable in urine for a week or two, sometimes as long as a month for those with really high BMI, very low activity levels, or a slow metabolism. So, he'd simply have to stop taking drugs for a couple weeks and he'd likely piss clean. This test wouldn't disprove any of the claims that he was rampantly abusing drugs during Trump's campaign or while "working/consulting" at DOGE (he only left government "service" a few weeks ago). Besides all of that, there are tons of ways to easily defeat a urine drug test. You can literally walk into just about any headshop (stores that sell devices to smoke marijuana, e.g. bowls, vapes, bongs, etc) and they will almost certainly sell fake penises that come preloaded with "fake urine" that can pass a drug test. You wear the fake penis contraption like a garter belt under your boxers/underwear and when you go in for the urine test, you simply aim the fake penis into the cup and use whichever method that product has for dispensing its contents. And that is just one method for getting around urine tests. The bottom line: There is literally no reason anyone should accept this "evidence" as proof that Elon Musk is not abusing drugs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago Thank you, that's very interesting! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago Specifically urine. I’d love for hair and blood tests like those that get fucked by the “war on drugs” go through permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) Can you expound on this? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Sure. Ketamine, shrooms, and molly (or MDMA) were the primary substances the inside sources claimed he was abusing over the last year. Shrooms never show up on a urine test, as far as I'm aware. Ketamine and MDMA only remain detectable in urine for a week or two, sometimes as long as a month for those with really high BMI, very low activity levels, or a slow metabolism. So, he'd simply have to stop taking drugs for a couple weeks and he'd likely piss clean. This test wouldn't disprove any of the claims that he was rampantly abusing drugs during Trump's campaign or while "working/consulting" at DOGE (he only left government "service" a few weeks ago). Besides all of that, there are tons of ways to easily defeat a urine drug test. You can literally walk into just about any headshop (stores that sell devices to smoke marijuana, e.g. bowls, vapes, bongs, etc) and they will almost certainly sell fake penises that come preloaded with "fake urine" that can pass a drug test. You wear the fake penis contraption like a garter belt under your boxers/underwear and when you go in for the urine test, you simply aim the fake penis into the cup and use whichever method that product has for dispensing its contents. And that is just one method for getting around urine tests. The bottom line: There is literally no reason anyone should accept this "evidence" as proof that Elon Musk is not abusing drugs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago Thank you, that's very interesting! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Sure. Ketamine, shrooms, and molly (or MDMA) were the primary substances the inside sources claimed he was abusing over the last year. Shrooms never show up on a urine test, as far as I'm aware. Ketamine and MDMA only remain detectable in urine for a week or two, sometimes as long as a month for those with really high BMI, very low activity levels, or a slow metabolism. So, he'd simply have to stop taking drugs for a couple weeks and he'd likely piss clean. This test wouldn't disprove any of the claims that he was rampantly abusing drugs during Trump's campaign or while "working/consulting" at DOGE (he only left government "service" a few weeks ago). Besides all of that, there are tons of ways to easily defeat a urine drug test. You can literally walk into just about any headshop (stores that sell devices to smoke marijuana, e.g. bowls, vapes, bongs, etc) and they will almost certainly sell fake penises that come preloaded with "fake urine" that can pass a drug test. You wear the fake penis contraption like a garter belt under your boxers/underwear and when you go in for the urine test, you simply aim the fake penis into the cup and use whichever method that product has for dispensing its contents. And that is just one method for getting around urine tests. The bottom line: There is literally no reason anyone should accept this "evidence" as proof that Elon Musk is not abusing drugs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago Thank you, that's very interesting! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago Thank you, that's very interesting! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 child) Why pay a milion? Just make his kid piss in the cup, he already carries the poor thing with him everywhere. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Taleya@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago You know how some people carry water bottles with them all the time? Same thing with musk and that kid. He just decants it when he needs fluids. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago You know how some people carry water bottles with them all the time? Same thing with musk and that kid. He just decants it when he needs fluids. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 child) June 11th, we'll have to check his tweets on that date during that time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 child) This is the petty internet i know and love. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago Yep, the nazi deserves it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 child) This is the petty internet i know and love. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago Yep, the nazi deserves it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago Yep, the nazi deserves it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago (1 child) The fact that you can conceive if paying someone $1M to pee in a cup is how I can tell you're not rich. If you were, it would have been a few thousand at most but more likely to be a threat of some sort to compel the other person to help you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 year ago Yeah, I'd wager a threat, or maybe a few bucks to some poor person. I'd bet there are a lot of people who'd do it for a free meal. He could probably get a sycophant to do it for free. You don't become rich by being generous with your money. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 year ago Yeah, I'd wager a threat, or maybe a few bucks to some poor person. I'd bet there are a lot of people who'd do it for a free meal. He could probably get a sycophant to do it for free. You don't become rich by being generous with your money. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk 5 points 1 year ago I have seen enough blue mountain state to know oilchange is a thing. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] pennomi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 2 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) I would do it for 50K who are we kidding permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent